EDIT:
Apparently the link below is no longer valid. This one should suffice đ
http://wordpress.stackexchange.com/questions/165414/permalinks-when-using-custom-post-type-with-static-page-for-archive
So, my hero today is this guy:Â https://forrst.com/posts/How_to_use_a_custom_taxonomy_in_a_custom_post_ty-J71
Basically what I was trying to do, and Austin de Coup-Crank was able to describe, was I have a custom post type with a custom taxonomy and I need the permalink to have both included. With his solution is place, this is how things come out:
http://owd.dev/custom-post-type/custom-taxonomy/post/
or, in more real terms
http://owd.dev/movies/horror/carrie/
I had been smashing my head against the wall trying to determine how to get this done, and finally Google paid off. There were tons of blogs, posts, support requests, etc that were all about it from several years ago, but no one really narrowed it down to something as simple as this.